Sunday, November 11, 2007

dumbstruck.

things i've learned this weekend:

- missy and i can walk a dog.

- i know every single word to tears for fears "everybody wants to rule the world".

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that if a glass pepper shaker breaks due to banging it repeatedly on a tabletop, the pepper will remain in a neat conical formation on the table while the glass shards fly all about.

- because i said so is the absolute worst movie ever made. holy cow.


8 comments:

Chuckles said...

How did you not know that Because I Said So would suck from the trailer? I saw that commercial and walked away with my head hanging low, sad for our civilization.

P H said...
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P H said...

diane keaton's stage directions for the past 7-8 years: "flustered, exasperated, close to tears, wear a turtleneck."

Chuckles said...

That last one is because her pool boy keeps giving her hickies.

missyandchrissy said...

well, i didn't think it looked like an amazing film from the trailer, but i had no idea it could be THAT bad. i figured it would be a silly little fam-rom-com, not something that would induce physical pain in my eyes and ears.

i'm cool with her turtlenecks - i can do without those round tinted glasses though.

P H said...

i could do without her having a scene in every one of her movies where she's surprised and spills something because of her flailing arms.

Chuckles said...

WARNING WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! DANGER!

missyandchrissy said...

i'm certain this is one of those references that we should know....

but alas, we don't.