Sunday, November 11, 2007

dumbstruck.

things i've learned this weekend:

- missy and i can walk a dog.

- i know every single word to tears for fears "everybody wants to rule the world".

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that if a glass pepper shaker breaks due to banging it repeatedly on a tabletop, the pepper will remain in a neat conical formation on the table while the glass shards fly all about.

- because i said so is the absolute worst movie ever made. holy cow.


8 comments:

Chuckles said...

How did you not know that Because I Said So would suck from the trailer? I saw that commercial and walked away with my head hanging low, sad for our civilization.

P H said...
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P H said...

diane keaton's stage directions for the past 7-8 years: "flustered, exasperated, close to tears, wear a turtleneck."

Chuckles said...

That last one is because her pool boy keeps giving her hickies.

missy&chrissy said...

well, i didn't think it looked like an amazing film from the trailer, but i had no idea it could be THAT bad. i figured it would be a silly little fam-rom-com, not something that would induce physical pain in my eyes and ears.

i'm cool with her turtlenecks - i can do without those round tinted glasses though.

P H said...

i could do without her having a scene in every one of her movies where she's surprised and spills something because of her flailing arms.

Chuckles said...

WARNING WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! DANGER!

missy&chrissy said...

i'm certain this is one of those references that we should know....

but alas, we don't.