so this morning i was toiling away at work when suddenly a loud row started up outside. it isn't unusual to hear shouting and noise outside my new office (spastic aside: i've been wondering why i hear so much more noise at the new place, and chalked it up to its location further uptown. it finally occurred to me after about two weeks that it's because my office is now on the 3rd floor instead of the 15th. sigh.), but after about five minutes of listening to men screaming profanities at each other, a few of us went to the window to see what the commotion was.
we spied a large blue van, and the driver had the door open and was half out of the car, wildly gesticulating and screaming at another man who was standing in front of the van in the street, who was doing the same. we assumed that the vehicle must have bumped into the man in the street since he didn't appear to have been hit and injured. but what transpired between the two isn't the important part, so i'll let you all draw your own conclusions.
so as the van pulls away, we noticed the name of the company printed on its side:
Aggressive Glass & Mirror Company.