just when i think i'm not going to have anything exciting to write about today because i sleepwalked all the way to work avoiding any situation that hinted at being entertaining, slightly maniacal or majorly disastrous my building goes and gets a new UPS delivery guy.
this is not just your average run of the mill delivery man, oh no. he is a full blown fantasy postal worker. i kid you not when he walked up to my desk i thought for a second that someone ordered a stripper.
he is wearing:
1. the uniform shorts that the delivery men wear in the summer. (note: it is 63 degrees and cloudy with 80% chance of precipitation). and they are SKIN TIGHT. painted on. bulletproof even.
2. matching shirt equally as tight with sleeves CUFFED UP almost to his shoulders.
plus i swear he was flexing when he carried the three (very light) packages that he needed to strut into our back mailroom.. .
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hahahahahahahahaha! THAT'S GREAT!
did he show you his package?
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