although tuesday was talk like a pirate day, that did not satisfy my childlike need for random celebrations and i took it upon myself to create my own holiday this friday.
armed with the prerequisite 3inch green lizard platforms i embarked on my private party to honor my personal favorite gender group, the queens.
after one failed attempt at a drag-esque heel flop (caught by unsuspecting, uncelebratory boyfriend) i regrouped and found the PERFECT opportunity.
a nice flop on the sidewalk, 2am, in Queens(natch*), while carrying a tray of McD's drinks, which in fact i did not spill, even as i hit the ground with all the weight and grace of a man in a one-piece (madonna) jumpsuit and platform heels.
thank you.
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Drag queens are pretty damn hilarious. I was visiting some friends in Chicago once and this DQ with a fake ass, yelled from her group of people to my group of people as we walked down the sidewalk, "ANY OF YOU FREAKS GOT A LIGHTER?"
One of my friends ran up to light her/his cigarette and that is when we found out about the fake ass. Hilarious.
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