tp tuesday.

i wear glasses for distance - for the most part i need them whenever i want/need to clearly see more than 6 ft. in front of me, so people tend to ask me why i just don't get contacts and make my life easier by always seeing clearly. but i'm excessively squeamish about my eyes, and never felt comfortable with the idea of sticking little plastic cups into them and so i'd rather throw my glasses on and off as i need them. i actually really enjoy being bespectacled.

anyways, i typically don't wear them during the work day as i don't need them for reading or when i'm on the computer. today i discovered what is quite possibly the main benefit to never wearing them in the office: i can't see the magnitude of filth in the ladies room. good. lord. i am never making the mistake of seeing clearly in that room ever again.

while this is certainly a memory i'd like to erase (the rest of you too, i'm sure), i was reminded of it when i happened upon the virtual toilet paper museum this evening.

the VTPM is infinitely more interesting and sanitary, i promise.