a real live text conversation between chrissy and missy,after they retired to their beds this evening, purportedly for sleep.
m: B* said he's going to slap you around.
c: him and what other nerds!***
m:GaIaga!
c: either Bear is strangling you or you are misspelling laughter. either way its time for me to go to bed. good night!
m: Bear can't find his training bra. are you still borrowing it? its a 34 bearly B.
c: grover**** thinks you guys are jerks.
[phone rings] Bear ends the conversation by pranking chrissy, breathing and giggling into phone.
*B is missy's boyfriend**. a few minutes earlier he had texted chrissy to find out missy's whereabouts. chrissy had responded with a cheerful "who died and made me her secretary?"
**who would never actually slap chrissy around. no need for alarm.
***quote from rizzo the rat, circa muppets take manhattan.
****grover lives in chrissy's room, and is bear's part-time lover/part-time nemesis/all-the-time victim
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Grover as in the Muppet/Sesame Street dude?
Him and Bear?! Crumbs!
yep, you guessed the right grover! they do make a rather odd couple, but grover's loving and innocent nature makes him a perfect yin to bear's snarky and agressive yang.
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