Thursday, October 25, 2007

why was the russian serial killer spending his trial in a glass cage, and other thursday questions...

seriously, why? that was the one part of the news story i couldn't get over. "In a glass cage to one side of the courtroom..." - like hannibal lecter? was this because he killed more than 40 people, or just generally how the russian court system works?

why do people point with their umbrellas? i almost lost an earring this morning - and i don't wear large earrings - as i passed by a man who decided to point the way downtown with his humongous golf umbrella. wasn't his finger enough?

how long do we think valentine candy can last? i came upon a laffy taffy from february in my desk drawer earlier, and am wondering if its still edible. as i'm in desperate need of sugar to lift me out of an afternoon slump, i'm thinking i will winding up consuming the candy before getting an answer.

and for goodness sakes, is this really necessary?!

dogs everywhere should revolt.


6 comments:

Tim said...

Ha ha, um, I really don't know how to respond to any of your questions!

Have you tried googling them?

P H said...

i think men consider anything long and useful as a pointing device. on my hunting trip we pointed with our guns. golf clubs, brooms, tools, etc. i think you can probably guess other pointing devices we try and utilize.

Chuckles said...

Taffy is like concrete. It gets harder with age. I wouldn't recommend eating it but it would explain you absence from the bloggonets on Friday. How many teeth did you crack?

missyandchrissy said...

tim - my readers are smarter than google! i figured i'd find all my answers here...

ph - what purpose does the broom serve on a hunting trip? did you whack that poor rabbit to death?

chuckles - you are correct, taffy does harden with age...however it was still no match for my hardy teeth!

Chuckles said...

Do you have metal teeth?

missyandchrissy said...

does my grill count?