coming across this bit of news about our darling home borough has made my entire week.
http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2007/09/his_fight_with_the_ninja_burgl.html
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Some jackass compared the ninja burglar to the Son of Sam. Another one advocated vigilante justice. I am glad to see that no one is overreacting.
oh yes, I heard about this one too. I swear it must be the dump air that makes people even THINK to put on a ninja costume and rob houses. Be glad you've escaped!
i'm glad you noticed that, chuckles - i actually thought the comments were the funniest part of the article.
ss23 - it is definitely that dump air! i used to think all it did was brainwash people into going to the Coach store, but i guess it can also turn them into ninja robbers...
but be careful out there - if you see a black hooded figure lurking around your bushes, lock the doors!
No ninjas on this side of the pond - but years ago there was a guy down my road who stole ladies underwear off their washing line. He was dubbed the knicker nicker!
Knicker nicker is better than a panty plucker.
Not as cool as a ninja, though.
a knicker nicking ninja burglar would probably be the coolest robber in the world...
He would have to proclaim like Errol Flynn every time he stole some panties though.
Scene: missy&chrissy are walking down a busy New York street.
"HA HA!"
The knicker nicking ninja burglar jumps out from behind them, waving the panties they had just been wearing over his head. The KNNB then jumps behind a light post and disappears. missy&chrissy looks confused and pat down their clothes and walk away trying to look unruffled.
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