Wednesday, July 18, 2007


dear older woman in yellow sundress on the bus this morning,

i understand it was raining - no, POURING - earlier today and that wet shoes can feel really really really gross on one's feet. trust me, it's over an hour after i came in from the rain and i am still completely regretting wearing open-toe flats...

but did you have to take the city bus BAREFOOT????? the sight of your bare feet squishing on the presumably filthy bus floor almost made me lose my breakfast.

please invest in galoshes.

your concerned fellow commuter,


Tim said...

Sufficient reason for older people to be banned from leaving the house, I think.

missy&chrissy said...

agreed, tim!

they need to stay in their cages, lest they come out and horrify the rest of us.

Chuckles said...

Well, she will probably get some nasty fungus, but she isn't hurting anyone. It would be retch inducing if I had to walk barefoot on a NY public transit system.