"oh my god, your dad looks like ron jeremy"

apparently so. its a rather scary thought so missy and i will try not to dwell on it too much.

so even more bizarre than being told your dad looks like an porn star, we had the honor of witnessing the most unique shoplifting situation ever yesterday. was the woman stealing a shirt? undergarments? a belt? money? no. no. no. no. sillies - c'mon, she was stealing the hangers! seriously. the woman was caught quick-stepping out of the store with an armful of hangers. what would possess someone to steal hangers? thankfully the eagle-eyed salesgirl spotted her, and retrieved the wiry little treasures.